New Deportment of Immigration

Unrecognized hostility against immigration to the New World will be unleashed soon. It doesn’t involve the border of Mexico, which has a river and patrols. All this has been a decoy to keep eyes away from possibly discovering the real story.

There’s no river between us and Canada. Inuits and Eskimos are quietly having babies, which is hard to do, but they’re pretty tough people. Anyway, as they grow they filter down through Canada. They like suits and being incognito.

One day they grab their briefcase and take a stroll through the woods across the border. They want to take control because they say the immigration situation has been out of control for hundreds of years. They want all immigrants and their descendants , which is just about all of us, packing. They’re going to insist that we take back the beads for Manhattan from our more local tribes and head back to the Old World. They got the idea when they saw us sending our young non-citizens to countries that they didn’t recognize or never knew.

Maybe some work visas might allow some of us to stay to help with the mess and straighten things up.

Hope the Old World will let us back in. It’ll be a big line and long wait if we’re lucky and we don’t drown.