A couple of my recent stories have views with zero reads but somehow manage to have a couple fans. Huh. Maybe listening to a story doesn’t count as a read. Or maybe they smell nice.

My stories get views, but the individual reads for the last month add up to four. Most have zero reads. However, the total reads for the same stories in the same period is listed as 86. Again, huh.

Some of my stuff is pretty short, but not so much that quantum statistics are necessary.

It’s a mystery. Brought to you by Medium. No music by The Algo Rythms.

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Joshua Bender

Recognizing hatred as the bane of humanity, Non-Borderline Personality Disorder, and coincidentally the literally first sin.